Actor Peter O’Toole says he has decided on an epitaph for his tombstone — the text from a “Sorry, but...” tag returned with a garment years ago. The Lawrence of Arabia star, 74, says he once dropped off a worn leather jacket stained with “the usual” — blood, Guinness, Scotch and Corn Flakes — only to have it returned with its stains intact and a tag that read, “It distresses us to return work which is not perfect.”